The Swedish Vallhund is like a pint-sized wolf with a plump body and tiny legs, designed for herding livestock but probably just wants to take a nap. Picture a shaggy dog that’s part corgi and part fluffball, with ears that resemble little satellite dishes and a tail that’s perpetually wagging like it’s just heard the best news ever. With a face that seems perpetually surprised, this dog is convinced it's the center of the universe, ready to chase after squirrels but often gets distracted by its own shadow. Perfect for anyone who needs an energetic sidekick that won’t stop barking about everything.