The Teddy Roosevelt Terrier is like a tiny, energetic pocket rocket of joy that forgot it wasn’t supposed to be a mix between a terrier and a stubborn little raccoon. It looks like a dog that’s perpetually ready for a miniature marathon but also quite content to curl up in your lap and snore loudly. With a coat that’s sometimes all soft and patchy, it’s like it accidentally rolled in paint splotches and then said, “This is fine.” The ears can’t seem to decide if they want to stand up or flop down, so they’ve chosen to do a bit of both. These dogs think they’re the world’s greatest watchdogs, even if they have a tendency to bark at their own shadow. Overall, they’re a delightful bundle of chaos in a furry suit—perfect for those who enjoy a good laugh and don’t mind a bit of mischief.