The Tibetan Mastiff is like a fuzzy mountain rock with a personality big enough to scare off a yeti. Picture a giant, fluffy bear that thinks it's a dog but actually believes it's royalty. Its fur looks like it’s been through a wind tunnel filled with cotton candy, and it has a bark that could wake the Himalayas. When it moves, it’s more like a lumbering cloud than an actual animal, and it takes napping to an Olympic level. This furry guardian probably thinks it’s in charge of the universe, and it definitely wouldn’t mind if you brought it snacks—king-sized, of course.