The walrus is like a giant, blubbery sea cucumber with mustache whiskers that decided it wanted to lounge on icebergs and snack on clams. Picture a really big, wrinkly potato that likes to take long, awkward naps on the beach, sporting two gigantic, flappy tusks that resemble oversized ice picks. It has a face that looks like it just heard the worst joke in the ocean and is always giving you that "why are you looking at me?" vibe. It swims like a heavyweight champion who forgot how to float and sometimes sounds like it’s laughing at its own puns. In short, it's a hefty marine creature that lives for seafood and chill time!