The Wandering Albatross is like a giant flying dinner plate with wings—seriously, it’s got the wingspan of a small car! It spends most of its life gliding around the ocean, looking for snacks while occasionally getting lost on its way to nowhere in particular. These birds are master procrastinators; they can soar for hours without flapping their wings, just lazily riding the wind like it’s a comfortable couch. When they don’t want to fly, they waddle around on land like an awkward penguin who forgot how to walk properly. Plus, their love life is a dramatic soap opera—once they finally find a mate, they stick around each other like clingy teenagers, but they’re still the ultimate wanderers, spending most of their time away. Overall, they’re just really big, graceful loafers of the sea!