Wolverine

Imagine a scruffy, over-caffeinated raccoon wearing a badger costume while clumsily trying to outsmart a really grumpy ferret. It’s a small, muscular creature with a penchant for looking like it just rolled out of a bush, and it has a reputation for being more feisty than a toddler on a sugar rush. This furry tornado, with a weirdly large nose and a tail that seems too dramatic for its body, spends its days wreaking havoc in the woods, occasionally pretending to be the boss of the whole forest—even though it’s really just a glorified weasel with an attitude problem.