Woolly Monkey

The Woolly Monkey is basically nature's fluffy potato with arms. Imagine a tiny, over-caffeinated gorilla that forgot how to swing and just hangs out in trees, looking confused. It has this weird, shaggy fur that makes it seem like it’s always wearing a bad sweater, and its face looks like it’s perpetually surprised by something very mundane, like a falling leaf. This creature loves to munch on fruits and leaves, kind of like a vegetarian who only eats snacks. Also, it probably thinks it’s the king of the jungle, but really just wants to snuggle.