Zebra

Imagine a horse that got stuck in a black-and-white striped pajama party and forgot to take them off. It's got long legs, a mane that looks like a mohawk gone wrong, and a penchant for standing around in grassy places, munching on stuff. When it runs, it looks like an over-caffeinated mime trying to escape a painter’s mess. Also, they are really into socializing with their friends, who also look just as ridiculous. Oh, and don't forget, they're really good at dodging predators by blending into the jungle of black-and-white chaos!