The Cooper’s Hawk is like a feathery dart with a bad attitude and a penchant for swooping. It’s got the build of a disgruntled pigeon, but with a sharper beak and a taste for smaller birds, which it chases around like a cat chasing a laser dot. Imagine a bird that’s half-way between a furry rocket and a really angry squirrel, all while wearing a dapper, striped suit. It perches on trees looking suspiciously like it’s planning something nefarious, yet somehow manages to pull off the whole “I’m just here for the ambiance” vibe. In short, it's a feathered ninja that’s way too into its job of being a bird assassin.

A dormouse is like a tiny, furry potato that decided to take a nap in a tree. It has big eyes that look like it just woke up from a 10-year slumber, and it twitches its whiskers like it's pondering the meaning of life. This little guy dangles from branches like a sleepy squirrel but is more inclined to snooze than scamper. Imagine if a mouse and a pillow had a baby—voila! You have a dormouse, the ultimate champion of cozy living.

Imagine a tiny furry alien with gigantic eyeballs, like it’s perpetually shocked by life’s mysteries. It has the ability to spin its head around almost all the way (like a creepy party trick) and hangs out in trees like it’s auditioning for a low-budget superhero movie. Its fingers are absurdly long, making it look like it’s perpetually asking for a high-five but never gets one. This creature is basically a nocturnal acrobat with a serious case of the munchies for bugs. So, if you ever wanted to see a weird blend of squirrel, owl, and a bit of cartoon character, the tarsier is your guy.

A human is like a wobbly bag of mostly water that stands on two sticks. They make strange noises by vibrating air through their throats and have this peculiar habit of staring at glowing rectangles for hours. They are obsessed with food and often chew on a variety of things, mostly plants and animals, while having an irrational fear of certain colors and shapes. They form complex groups to argue about everything under the sun, and for some reason, they really like to put on different pieces of fabric to express themselves. Also, they have a distinct ability to overthink simple tasks, like breathing or walking, and they often frown at their own reflections.

A discus is like a funky fish pancake that swims around in water, spinning and twirling like it’s auditioning for a dance contest. It’s got a flat, round body that makes it look like it’s been squished by a giant hand, and it sport some pretty colors, almost like a mobile piece of artwork that forgot what a canvas is. Instead of legs, it has fins that wave around like they’re trying to signal for help, and it prefers to hang out in cozy, warm water, looking for friends who are equally flamboyant. It doesn't bark, meow, or chirp—just glides around, occasionally making bubbles as if to say, "I’m fabulous, get used to it!"