Imagine a raccoon mixed with a cat who decided it wanted to live in a tree and drink coffee. It has a snooty look, like it’s judging your life choices, and its tail is so long that it could probably lasso a small child. With its fur resembling a blend of a fashionable sweater and a bushy carpet, this critter sneaks around at night, looking for fruit and other snacks, and has an affinity for climbing, as if it’s the reigning king of the jungle gym. It's basically the hipster of the animal kingdom, always searching for the next trendy snack while judging you for your choice of snacks.

A guinea pig is basically a tiny, round, furry potato that squeaks instead of rolling. Imagine a very confused rodent that decided to become a couch potato but never figured out how to get off the couch. It has small, awkward limbs that do little more than carry its plump body around. These little guys are also like vacuum cleaners with hair, constantly eating hay and pellets while making squealy noises as if they're always in a dramatic soap opera. Oh, and their biggest life goal seems to be to test how many different types of bedding they can burrow into before giving up and flopping over to nap.

The Humpback Whale is essentially a really big, clumsy fish that forgot how to walk on land. It’s like a giant, fluffy sea noodle that decided to take up singing, but unfortunately, it sounds more like a foghorn than a songbird. This creature loves to leap out of the water for no apparent reason, as if it's trying to perform a very awkward belly flop. With its enormous body and weirdly shaped fins, it looks like someone tried to combine a dolphin with a brick and tossed it into the ocean. It spends its time gliding through the water, gulping down tiny shrimp in an effort to grow its already massive chocolate-chip cookie-sized lumps around its back. And when it's not doing that, it’s basically just a big marine couch potato, chilling in the sea and blowing bubbles.

Imagine a waddling, tuxedo-wearing bird that thinks it's a fancy waiter but is actually a fish-eating, ice-loving party animal. It's like a giant, sleek balloon with a pointy hat that spends its days sliding on its belly and looking awkwardly regal while surrounded by a bunch of its equally goofy pals. Oh, and they can’t fly, but they’re great at swimming and pretending to be statues on ice! It’s the overachieving cousin of the regular penguin, always trying to look elegant while tripping over itself. Welcome to the King Penguin!

Imagine a really tall, overly graceful horse that decided to grow some fancy, pointy headgear made of bone. Now, this creature prefers to wander around in grassy fields, showing off its impressive legs as if it’s constantly auditioning for a runway show. It’s kind of like a deer that skipped leg day at the gym and instead focused on being the fastest at doing a weird dance to dodge imaginary predators. Sometimes, they hang out in big groups, probably gossiping about the latest grass trends. They also have this unusual talent for making a sharp exit, leaping away like they're auditioning for the Olympics every time someone sneezes nearby.