The Norfolk Terrier is like a tiny, furry potato with legs and a perpetually curious expression. It has a scruffy coat that looks like it just rolled out of bed after a wild night, giving it a “messy chic” vibe. Its ears are floppy but insist on flapping around like little furry flags, and it has a face that seems to be permanently puzzled, as if it’s trying to solve the mystery of where all the good snacks are hidden. This pint-sized bundle of energy tends to have more enthusiasm than a puppy on a sugar rush, constantly zipping around and barking like it’s the size of a bear. Its ideal habitat is anywhere humans are, especially if there are shoes to chew or mud to dig in!

The Cooper’s Hawk is like a feathery dart with a bad attitude and a penchant for swooping. It’s got the build of a disgruntled pigeon, but with a sharper beak and a taste for smaller birds, which it chases around like a cat chasing a laser dot. Imagine a bird that’s half-way between a furry rocket and a really angry squirrel, all while wearing a dapper, striped suit. It perches on trees looking suspiciously like it’s planning something nefarious, yet somehow manages to pull off the whole “I’m just here for the ambiance” vibe. In short, it's a feathered ninja that’s way too into its job of being a bird assassin.

A dormouse is like a tiny, furry potato that decided to take a nap in a tree. It has big eyes that look like it just woke up from a 10-year slumber, and it twitches its whiskers like it's pondering the meaning of life. This little guy dangles from branches like a sleepy squirrel but is more inclined to snooze than scamper. Imagine if a mouse and a pillow had a baby—voila! You have a dormouse, the ultimate champion of cozy living.

Imagine a tiny furry alien with gigantic eyeballs, like it’s perpetually shocked by life’s mysteries. It has the ability to spin its head around almost all the way (like a creepy party trick) and hangs out in trees like it’s auditioning for a low-budget superhero movie. Its fingers are absurdly long, making it look like it’s perpetually asking for a high-five but never gets one. This creature is basically a nocturnal acrobat with a serious case of the munchies for bugs. So, if you ever wanted to see a weird blend of squirrel, owl, and a bit of cartoon character, the tarsier is your guy.

A human is like a wobbly bag of mostly water that stands on two sticks. They make strange noises by vibrating air through their throats and have this peculiar habit of staring at glowing rectangles for hours. They are obsessed with food and often chew on a variety of things, mostly plants and animals, while having an irrational fear of certain colors and shapes. They form complex groups to argue about everything under the sun, and for some reason, they really like to put on different pieces of fabric to express themselves. Also, they have a distinct ability to overthink simple tasks, like breathing or walking, and they often frown at their own reflections.