Imagine a tiny furry alien with gigantic eyeballs, like it’s perpetually shocked by life’s mysteries. It has the ability to spin its head around almost all the way (like a creepy party trick) and hangs out in trees like it’s auditioning for a low-budget superhero movie. Its fingers are absurdly long, making it look like it’s perpetually asking for a high-five but never gets one. This creature is basically a nocturnal acrobat with a serious case of the munchies for bugs. So, if you ever wanted to see a weird blend of squirrel, owl, and a bit of cartoon character, the tarsier is your guy.

A human is like a wobbly bag of mostly water that stands on two sticks. They make strange noises by vibrating air through their throats and have this peculiar habit of staring at glowing rectangles for hours. They are obsessed with food and often chew on a variety of things, mostly plants and animals, while having an irrational fear of certain colors and shapes. They form complex groups to argue about everything under the sun, and for some reason, they really like to put on different pieces of fabric to express themselves. Also, they have a distinct ability to overthink simple tasks, like breathing or walking, and they often frown at their own reflections.

A discus is like a funky fish pancake that swims around in water, spinning and twirling like it’s auditioning for a dance contest. It’s got a flat, round body that makes it look like it’s been squished by a giant hand, and it sport some pretty colors, almost like a mobile piece of artwork that forgot what a canvas is. Instead of legs, it has fins that wave around like they’re trying to signal for help, and it prefers to hang out in cozy, warm water, looking for friends who are equally flamboyant. It doesn't bark, meow, or chirp—just glides around, occasionally making bubbles as if to say, "I’m fabulous, get used to it!"

The Edible Frog is like a green squishy basketball with legs that decided to hop around instead of rolling. It spends most of its time lounging around ponds, trying to look cool while it absorbs sunlight and bugs. Picture a creature that can’t decide if it’s a frog or a fancy dinner option — it's got the boldness of a frog but the unintentional vibe of a gourmet dish. When it croaks, it sounds like a confused kazoo, and its idea of a wild night is leaping from one lily pad to another. If you happen to meet one, just remember to bring some seasoning!

Imagine a tuxedo-wearing bird that waddles like it’s just had a bit too much coffee. This fellow hangs out at the beach but is definitely not the life of the party. It’s got a black and white color scheme that makes it look like it forgot to change after a fancy gala. It loves to dive into the water but prefers to shuffle around on land like it’s stepping on hot coals. It’s named after some guy named Magellan, even though it probably wouldn’t win ‘best navigator’ in a competition. You might say it’s just a very confused sea bird that can’t decide if it wants to fly, swim, or take a nap on the sand.